High Noon Tequila Seltzer: A Hilariously Honest Guide to Your Soon-to-Be Obsession

As summer approaches, Valley Wine & Liquor at 326 South Caroline Street, Herkimer, NY, becomes a haven for those looking to discover the vibrant world of High Noon Tequila Seltzer. This selection of gluten-free, low-calorie beverages captures the essence of the season with its blend of real blanco tequila and juicy fruits.

In the world of High Noon Tequila Seltzer, every can is a ticket to those summer vibes you've been fantasizing about since winter started. What it is: real blanco tequila, the juiciest fruit juices, and bubbles so sparkling they could outshine your social life. And with just 100 calories per can, no added sugar, and gluten-free goodness, it's practically a health drink (if you squint).

Just when you thought the seltzer scene couldn't get any more crowded, High Noon saunters in with its tequila seltzer lineup, throwing a fiesta in the face of conformity. Following the roaring success of their Vodka 8-pack, they've decided to spice things up with exotic newcomers like kiwi and cranberry, because why not? It's 2024, and the world is your boozy oyster.

In the heart of each can of High Noon beats the spirit of blanco tequila – fresh, unapologetic, and ready to party. This tequila doesn't have time to sit in a barrel and ponder life; it's too busy being the life of the party. With a taste as clear and sharp as the summer sun, it's the perfect base for a seltzer that refuses to be boring.

Each can of High Noon comes dressed in its summer best, with vibrant colors and playful fruit doodles that are practically begging for a spot in your Instagram feed. And for those with dietary preferences or restrictions, fear not! The labels are as clear and straightforward as your favorite infographic – you get everything you need to know at a glance.

High Noon's entrance onto the scene wasn't just a splash – it was a cannonball. With growth that would make your stock portfolio jealous and collaborations that have everyone talking, they're not just riding the tequila wave; they're doing backflips on it.

But it's not all just marketing, these are truly well-crafted seltzers. So well done, in fact, that it's so hard to decide which one to try first. Choosing between High Noon's tequila and vodka seltzers is like choosing your favorite child: impossible and kind of a weird question to ask. The tequila seltzers are for those who like their drinks with a bit more personality, whether its tart and tangy like the lime or tropical like the passionfruit variant. Either way, you're in for a good time.

With High Noon's calorie count lower than the average person’s motivation to work out, you can enjoy each drink guilt-free. Whether you're a gym rat or someone who considers walking to the fridge exercise, these seltzers have your back.

High Noon Tequila Seltzer, the drink that's more fun than any of the ready-to-drink choices out there. Here's to summer days, better choices, and the kind of fun that only comes in a can. Cheers!

High Noon's foray into tequila seltzers is a bold and well-received addition to the world of alcoholic beverages. Check out all the flavors at Valley Wine & Liquor at 326 South Caroline Street, Herkimer, NY 13350, call (315) 867-5800, or browse online at www.shopvalleywine.com.